Cheeky Relief

All in one breath quickly, from the perspective of having survived a doozy:
When-you-get-to-the-place-in-life-where-you-finally-realize-that-you-are-pretty-damn--
uh, wait,
maybe I better not say
someone tell me if the Evil Eye is lurking anywhere near
no? okay, good--well even if he were--
When you get to the place in life where you finally realize that, lo
and behold, you are pretty damn great and you aren't ashamed
to admit it anymore, well, it's just pretty damn
aaaahhhhh.